Now men can feel up their beer cans. I wonder if this will confuse the handsy drunks. Not that this has ever been my issue.

^^ Loling at these comics today. Some of them are clearly written by people who devote their time solely to odd Reddits…and messed up comics, but for those of us that got 0 sleep last night, they are funny.

From your third grade self

Has anyone ever looked back at their old elementary school work. I have. As it turns out…most of my journal entries consisted of apologies for misbehaving and distracting other classmates. Before the blog, it is where my writing got the most mileage. Check out these hilarious elementary school insights!

From everyone’s new favorite spectator sport

This girl is really, really excited to run the hurdles. Next stop, Sports Illustrated. And Reddit.

A truth inconveniently unacknowledged by Al Gore.

So there was the sustainability movement to avoid the impending doom and fear mongering perpetuated by Al Gore and his escalade…and now the sustainability movement has acquired a different tone as young people seem to be using it to cut down on costs and make their homes more efficient. Gotta say…my crunchy conservative side is into it. Check out this new start up.

From Red Ryder himself

The debate over the right to bear arms again rears its head. It’s not an ugly head perse, but it always arises out of tragedy. It is important to be informed about this issue, because it is likely to be a topic of conversation during the election season when people get tired of talking about the economy, and how awkward Obama’s children are starting to look. Here are two different stories.

From no one I know. 

Sometimes, in the yuppie world which I am surrounded by, I forget that the slow food movement is not universally applicable. Sometimes, people just want their potaters NOW. I need to go to the farmer’s market ASAP just to forget the site of that.